TF2: wrong message

"And...t...to both the teams..."

The REDs waited slightly impatient. There was the announcer's assistant on the speaker and she seemed to be taking a while to get out her reported announcement. Only one member seemed to be listening closely; Scout.

"...I'm sorry, I should've rehearsed this..."

"Mmmm..." Scout pondered, taking note of the stutters in the speaker's voice...click. He rushed by the others into the building, "I got it!"

"..." Spy turned to look at the others, "What?"

"Don't know." Soldier shrugged.

Scout's voice came over the speaker, "How you doing, Miss Pauling?"

"Red Scout, please. I don't have time for anymore antics, and-" there was a yelp of surprise, then a low sigh, "That's... that's not so bad actually..."

"Just lean back a little... that's right, just like that..."

"The hell are you doing private??" Soldier shouted, alarmed as the others also gave a cry of shock and so on. It was obvious Scout wouldn't be able to hear them but still...!

"Ha!" Heavy snickered, "But it is so tiny!" Medic gave his friend a disturbed look.

"Right there...that's the spot..."

Scout's chuckles were heard, "Hey you think that was wicked, should feel this next move learned from Ma."

"Lower...yes..."

"Bloody hell, you that awful??" Sniper frowned. Pyro stood there till it took a gun to its head and pulled... but it had no bullets, "Hmph!"

"That just ain't right!" Engineer made a face.

Spy however seemed to be going red in other thoughts, "...is his mother this good as well...?"

"Just a bit more... that's the spot..."

"Am I good at this or what?"

"Y-yes, very-"

"What do you think you're doing in here???" A certain woman's voice cried angrily.

"Oh god!" Footsteps were heard as the two women were talking over the speakers, and Scout rushed out of the building. Pulling at his bandaged hands, he scowled, "Geez. You'd think that woman has never seen a massage before." He stared at his teammates, all of them each had a funny look.

"..." Scout then blushed, "The speakers were still on, weren't they?"

"Aye... Just imagine if I had been drunk, hehe." Demoman snickered to himself.

Spy frowned at the Scottish, "You disgust me..."